In-game date: June 22nd, July 20th
Pimp my ride: Wood Elf Boat Edition
Sailing to Bargemurdered
The Goblin and the Dancer talk to a dorf without being noticed they’re public enemy #1, buy a parking spot from him.
Spending forever in the deep roads
Showing up at Honorhome
Hanging out with King Arkhammer who is a chill dude
Making plans with Arkhammer
Off to Inkstone to kill the necromancer
Finding crystal tool key things
Killin flesh golems
Not killin canibal dorf
Finding a badass shield
Celeb steals a few pages of the Black Texts, goes crazy. And Scene.