…-and then we ended up in the control room after we fought the slime thing, oh man, that still burns when I think about it, stinks too, I don’t think I’ve gotten all the smell off yet.
The orc didn’t seem to mind the stink so much though. In fact the ones of us that got stuck in there ended up eating the most of the brunt from the orc, kind of ironic now that I think about it, you ugly fucking beast, smelt the stink right on us I bet. We eventually downed him though, and this stupid fucking useless ogre that was with him. It was unreal, this giant I was terrified of was this gigantic piece of fat that would barely even move and when it swung it’s stupid arms around it was like a giant piece of limp spaghetti. The orc though, his fists were made of iron, there’s no way he should have been able to do what he did, it’s like he was cheating! Our paladin bullrushed him and bounced off like something you shouldn’t even try to tackle, he fended multiple of us off at once with little depth perception and a wheezing problem, I’m ashamed to call myself an adventurer but I also don’t know if I want to continue, he was the weakest of the orcs? Are you kidding me….